November 8, 2002
Couch Potato

I guess I forgot to tell you that last Sunday I went to watch Sam and his girlfriend play softball. They are on a Co-Ed team. They were short one girl so guess who played: Boy am I in bad shape. I was right center and I prayed that no balls were hit my way. Only one, so they found out that I throw like a girl. When I came up to bat I had to hit a home run just to make it to first base. Then (don't tell anyone I will deny it until the day I die) every time I swung the bat I peed my pants and I peed all the way to first base (good thing I had a panty liner). When I got there I started laughing so hard that I started to cry. I really need help.

Everyone said that I needed to unhitch the trailer so I could run faster. When I made it home everyone was laughing at me. I did point out to them "does this body look like it exercises or runs; I don't think so. The only exercise it gets is 12 oz curls from the Coors light can?" I am a couch potato and I like it that way. But I guess I need to get some exercise my muscles are very sore. Some muscles I didn't know I had There are no muscle around the bladder that’s for sure. That almost killed me. That was the longest hour of my life. Of course we lost. I was sooooo tired after the game that I couldn't even do the 12 oz. curls. Sunday night about 11 pm I couldn't move, my whole body ached soo much. Thank God I had some vicodene to relieve the pain. Two vicodene and 2 beers and I was out like a light. I hope you have fun this week end. Say Hi to everyone.

Love Denise